Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Infamous Sleeping Habits

The Nerd
Are the ones which exhibits slight OCD characteristics. Wakes up way before the alarm screeches. Usually have a super-up-to-date biological clock ingrained in them, and the purpose of the real alarm clock? Decoration. Oh well, not that it really matters, but THE NERDS feel better having one, for the purpose of having one. Room is always neat, not a speck of dust on the table, or their brains will blow up. Wakes up two hours before class and combs their hair three times before class to straighten any unruly hair. For extreme ones, they will start plucking those wild and untamable hair before class, because they have plenty of time to single the hair out, analyse the unique curve and shape, take hold of a pair of scissors to snip it delicately and then admire the hair they cut out again. For the appearance obsessed peeps, they will begin the process of combing their hair again. Basically, it is a neverending process of combing.

The Punctual One
Wakes up at the dot. The one who calculates the time up to seconds. Eats their breakfast properly while perhaps have a short tete-a-tete with family. Your socks are equal in length and you never ever forgot your tumblr or food container. not to mention, your pocket money. heh. probably used to be a prefect in school, with half the population hating you and your guts and thinking that you are as predictable as the creases on your skirt. The other half of the population loves you, because you are reliable and a consistency in their life. Might look a bit stuck up, but it is face problem i am sure. :D

The Snoozer
The one who runs out with one hand grabbing the bottle, the other the bag and the mouth a slice of bread. Succeeds in catching the last bus, after some breathless attempts of chasing and unladylike routines of shouting. You are probably best friends with the Punctual Ones, who always ask the bus driver to hold on and wait for you to board the bus. You might have combed your hair, but after all the crazy routine of catching the bus, you might be suffering from the "wind-blown" hair. with the ends of the hair still stuck in midair.

The Super Snoozer
The one who wakes the whole house up while he/she is still drooling on their saliva-drenched pillow. Probably have up to 5 alarm clock. Sets your alarm clock half/one hour earlier, with the time set another half an hour earlier. Wakes up eventually, after many twisting and turning until your bedsheets chokes you and wakes you up. rushes for the class eventually. Your lecturer or the guard at the school gate probably recognizes you, whether from your consistent neverending lateness or your ability to always be so predictable.

The Literal Drop Dead
The no show at all meeting in the morning. never mind about alarm. the ringing of alarm will only ring in your dreams, meaning they are not even sufficient to penetrate through that fog covered mind of yours or cut through your multilayered dreams. Your lecturer or teacher probably think you are a new student at every class. Wakes up only when the sun goes high, has never set your sight on the dawn before. Then takes your time dressing up, nevermind rushing, why bother when it only changes the degree of lateness? it is still LATE.

Btw, this is only a theory basing on my personal analysis. Please do not think that this is an indirect comment towards anyone specific in particular. My apologies if the descriptions offended anyone. >.<

2 comments:

  1. Haha thanks for the comment. :D But are u really sure u are the snoozer?? Haha, confess! u used to be the literal drop dead isnt it? :D

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